Shouldn't have worn my sailing shoes

Always trying to get a game of football with the locals. Not good in France, as football appears to be on the decline. This pitch was typical; hadn't been played on for ages and was covered in weeds.

In desperation, I approached a group of 'youths' who had a football. After getting the piss taken out of me (shoes etc.) for a few mins and then the suggestion of them robbing me I decided to leave... As I cycled away, fist sized rocks bounced down the street...pedal pedal!
French(ish) tossers!